Who cares what her catchphrase is? Which fairy tale won out on the first episode of "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart"?
I've already given away the answer in the heading: it's "Jack and the Beanstalk."
I missed the show last night. No, I was not sitting around reading Joseph Conrad and feeling above it all. I thought the program started at 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time. It did not. It began at 8. I even missed the closing credits. Luckily, there are at least 101 articles online for catching up, including these two, on MSNBC and Yahoo.