Dramatis personae: Junior and me
Junior: You know, if you spell that guy's name backwards, it's almost "toilet."
Junior: Yeah. [Pause.] Who is that guy?
Me: T.S. Eliot. He was a famous poet.
Junior: Is he dead?
Junior [suspiciously]: Where's he buried?
Me: In England, I think. But he was American.
Junior: I don't see why they'd ever put the name "toilet" on a book.
Me: Most people don't read it backwards.
Junior: Oh. Yeah.