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Martha Stewart: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum

Who cares what her catchphrase is? Which fairy tale won out on the first episode of "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart"?

I've already given away the answer in the heading: it's "Jack and the Beanstalk."

I missed the show last night. No, I was not sitting around reading Joseph Conrad and feeling above it all. I thought the program started at 9 p.m., Eastern Standard Time. It did not. It began at 8. I even missed the closing credits. Luckily, there are at least 101 articles online for catching up, including these two,  on MSNBC and Yahoo.


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I missed all but the last 10 minutes of this. Martha seemed rather wooden to me. She lacks the flamboyant nonsense of Trump which makes for sometimes decent TV (definition: will watch if stumbled upon, but not regular viewing like Jon Stewart or Larry David).

Larry David. Now we're talking. I cry with laughter sometimes when I watch him. His new season starts soon, too. For Larry, I will get the time correct.

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